December 3, 2008


I totally just kicked Saint Peter's ass in a little driveway one-on-one. I mean, seriously creamed him. I think there may still be a few pieces of his face smeared up and down the court.

Take that, Pete! Who's the old man now? You think just because you beat me at Guitar Hero you have what it takes to challenge me on the basketball court? You think that's enough to take me on in a real man's game?

Who's your daddy, Pete?! WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!!

That's right. I'm your daddy. And don't forget - you totally owe me a milkshake.


St Peter said...

That was totally unfair, and you know it! My sandal came untied!

I demand a rematch.