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Showing posts with label Forgivable Sin of the Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Forgivable Sin of the Day. Show all posts
September 11, 2009
Friday's Forgotten Commandment
Posted by God at Friday, September 11, 2009 2 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
June 23, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... going by the name Chaz.
Posted by God at Tuesday, June 23, 2009 4 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
June 16, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... eating a Hot Pocket.
Posted by God at Tuesday, June 16, 2009 4 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
June 9, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... turning your eyelids inside out just because you're bored.
Posted by God at Tuesday, June 09, 2009 7 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
June 2, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... wearing pink short-shorts while cruising around the yard on your riding lawnmower.
Posted by God at Tuesday, June 02, 2009 3 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
May 26, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... wearing your baseball cap sideways while saying words like "yo", "home dawg", and "shizzle."
Posted by God at Tuesday, May 26, 2009 3 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
May 19, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... believing in evolution.
Posted by God at Tuesday, May 19, 2009 5 comments
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May 12, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... duct taping your friend to bus.
Posted by God at Tuesday, May 12, 2009 1 comments
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May 5, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... breaking wind in an elevator.
Posted by God at Tuesday, May 05, 2009 3 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
April 28, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... marrying your second-cousin.
Posted by God at Tuesday, April 28, 2009 2 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
April 21, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... DVRing the fourth hour of 'The Today Show' so you can watch it when you get home from work.
Posted by God at Tuesday, April 21, 2009 1 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
April 14, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... taking the time to stop and smell the roses. The ones you stole from your neighbor's garden when you realized you'd forgotten your wife's birthday.
Posted by God at Tuesday, April 14, 2009 0 comments
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April 7, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... eating the Easter candy from last year that you just found under the couch.
Posted by God at Tuesday, April 07, 2009 2 comments
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March 31, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... eating yoghurt with chunks in it. I don't care if it's 'real fruit', it's still... ew.
Posted by God at Tuesday, March 31, 2009 2 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
March 24, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... downloading 'The Best of Engelbert Humperdinck' from iTunes.
Posted by God at Tuesday, March 24, 2009 3 comments
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March 17, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is...
... Forgetting to wear green on Saint Patrick's Day.
PSYCH!
I'm going to give each and every one of you that forget a great big cosmic pinch!
Posted by God at Tuesday, March 17, 2009 3 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
March 10, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... wasting office supplies by twisting a whole box of paper clips into little people and buildings to make an imaginary village so you can pretend you're a king.
Posted by God at Tuesday, March 10, 2009 2 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
March 3, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... letting your friend walk around in public with an accidental receipt-ink mustache all day without mentioning it to them.
Posted by God at Tuesday, March 03, 2009 1 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
February 24, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... egging someone on until they insult you, just so you can throw your 10am cocktail in their face like they do on your favorite daytime soap.
Posted by God at Tuesday, February 24, 2009 0 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
February 3, 2009
Today's Forgivable Sin Is....
... faking an inoperable tumor to get out of going on a Surf'n'Turf dinner date with Ernie from HR.
Posted by God at Tuesday, February 03, 2009 1 comments
Labels: Forgivable Sin of the Day
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