May 5, 2009

Today's Forgivable Sin Is....

... breaking wind in an elevator.

3 comments:

Marni said...

I'm sorry God, but I may have to disagree with you on this one...but then again, Your ways are not my ways.

Wendy said...

What if said wind builds to become a gas giant that is let loose into the building when the elevator doors open, bringing death and destruction to all within a 5 mile radius? Still forgivable?

Mary@Holy Mackerel said...

And what if said gas expulsion results in many deaths due to said gas' extreme scent of rotting cabbage? Still okay with you? Just wondering.