... breaking wind in an elevator.
Tuesday, May 05, 2009
Forgivable Sin of the Day
I'm sorry God, but I may have to disagree with you on this one...but then again, Your ways are not my ways.
What if said wind builds to become a gas giant that is let loose into the building when the elevator doors open, bringing death and destruction to all within a 5 mile radius? Still forgivable?
And what if said gas expulsion results in many deaths due to said gas' extreme scent of rotting cabbage? Still okay with you? Just wondering.
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