Oh, Suck a Duck!

I just fixed me some pizza bites in the microwave because I was really hungry and didn't want to have to wait for the oven to heat up. When the timer dinged and I picked one up to pop it in my mouth it burned my fingers! But when I took a bite the pizza sauce that squirted out of the middle was still frozen! It was like a jet stream of liquid ice striking me in the back of the throat.

I hate it when that happens!