You know, you guys have been slacking off on your prayers of gratitude lately. I figured it's probably on account of you not knowing how to narrow down all the things you're grateful for in concise prayer form (you know how I hate those rambling prayers!), so I decided to help you out. Here's a list of stuff you should thank me for. Pick the three you're most grateful for and pray about them tonight!
- Matchbox Cars
- Anti-Viral Kleenex
- Ficuses
- "Participant" Trophies
- Fly Swatters
- Corrugated Cardboard
- Stuffed Animals
- Richard Simmons
- Doorknobs
- Band-Aids
- Band Aid (but not Band Aid 20, I had nothing to do with that)
- Sour Cream 'n Onion Pringles
- Corks
- Three-Ring Binders
- Those little caps you twist onto the knobby things on your tires
- Gwen Stefani
- Lead-Free Paint Chips
- Pool Floaties
- Jesus
- "David After Dentist"
You're welcome!
Posts
1 comments:
* cake
Post a Comment