Friday's Forgotten Commandment (And 100th Post!)

Thou shalt not (this is my 100th post!) tempt thy friends who art heavy with drink (can you believe it? 100 is a lot!) to corner the racoon that ist hiding in thy attic (it's making me feel all nostalgic, you know?) and taunt it with thy mop (that's it, free blessings for everyone! I'm in a good mood) until it attacks thy drunken friend in the face and givest him rabies. (100!)