Hey, I'm Real Proud Of You

You know, every year during Lent I get a little choked up with pride for all of you who choose to worship me by giving up things you love. What an amazing demonstration it is. Really, it means a lot. I know I'm supposed to just be God because that's my job, but it's nice to feel appreciated, and Lent is the time of year when I feel most appreciated. You're doing something that's not easy for you, just because you love and/or fear me. Thank you.

Seriously, if somebody asked me to give up Toaster Strudels for forty days I'd laugh in their face. There's just NO WAY that would happen. Totally not worth it.