Kids Pray The Darndest Things

"Father in Heaven: Please hear my prayers that Mom won't find out my kitty peed on her bed because she'll get mad. Amen."

"Dear God: Please bless this oatmeal that it doesn't taste gross. Amen."

"Heavenly Father: Hi, how are you? I'm good. Today at school I saw a really cool bug and I squished it so it could go to Heaven and you could see it. You're welcome. Amen. Good night."

"Dear God: Please bless my mom and dad don't have sex and make another little brother, because I already got one and he just cries a lot. Amen."

"Dear Heavenly Father: Tell Jesus I said hi. Amen."