- Sweatpants
- Mirrors
- Ducks
- Hulk Hogan
- Handles
- Stripes
- Shingles
- Apostrophes
- Compilation DVDs
- Lanyards
- Yugoslavia
- Transformers: Robots in Disguise
- Thesauruses
- Guitar picks
- Nelson Mandela
- Safety scissors
- Theses
- Antitheses
- Sarcasm
- 3-D movies
March 23, 2009
Stuff You Should Thank Me For
Posted by God at Monday, March 23, 2009
Labels: Stuff You Should Thank Me For
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You forgot naptime for toddlers :)
Women... I'm thankful for those.
I'm thankful for wine. I'm not thankful for safety scissors, my kids still manage to do serious damage with them!
roof shingles? Or shingles the disease?
You should apologise for Go-Bots!
Huh. I thought ducks came from hell.
How about: Mozart, kittens, cardinals (birds, not clerics), Shakespeare, chocolate, ice cream, sunshine, music .... You get the idea!
We don't have Yugoslavia anymore.
Dear Eileen,
No, I didn't. This is not a comprehensive list, just a few to get your gratitude flowing.
Love,
God
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Dear Nate,
I know. We all know.
Love,
God
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Dear Michelle,
You should be grateful for your kids' creativity and ingenuity, then!
Love,
God
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Dear Miss Thystle,
Roof shingles.
Love,
God
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Dear Annika,
Totally not my fault.
Love,
God
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Dear Chelle,
No. That's cats. Ducks and cats are very different. For example, ducks say "quack" and cats secretly plot ways to kill you in your sleep.
Love,
God
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Dear 'Anonymous',
Refer to my response to Eileen above.
Love,
God
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Dear Erin,
What, you can't be grateful for things of the past? What about Jesus? He hasn't been around for 2,000 years but people are still grateful for him!
Love,
God
I am really grateful for blood glucose monitors.
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