March 23, 2009

Stuff You Should Thank Me For

  • Sweatpants
  • Mirrors
  • Ducks
  • Hulk Hogan
  • Handles
  • Stripes
  • Shingles
  • Apostrophes
  • Compilation DVDs
  • Lanyards
  • Yugoslavia
  • Transformers: Robots in Disguise
  • Thesauruses
  • Guitar picks
  • Nelson Mandela
  • Safety scissors
  • Theses
  • Antitheses
  • Sarcasm
  • 3-D movies

10 comments:

Eileen said...

You forgot naptime for toddlers :)

Bags said...

Women... I'm thankful for those.

Michelle said...

I'm thankful for wine. I'm not thankful for safety scissors, my kids still manage to do serious damage with them!

Miss Thystle said...

roof shingles? Or shingles the disease?

annika said...

You should apologise for Go-Bots!

Chelle said...

Huh. I thought ducks came from hell.

Anonymous said...

How about: Mozart, kittens, cardinals (birds, not clerics), Shakespeare, chocolate, ice cream, sunshine, music .... You get the idea!

Erin said...

We don't have Yugoslavia anymore.

God said...

Dear Eileen,

No, I didn't. This is not a comprehensive list, just a few to get your gratitude flowing.

Love,

God

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Dear Nate,

I know. We all know.

Love,

God

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Dear Michelle,

You should be grateful for your kids' creativity and ingenuity, then!

Love,

God

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Dear Miss Thystle,

Roof shingles.

Love,

God

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Dear Annika,

Totally not my fault.

Love,

God

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Dear Chelle,

No. That's cats. Ducks and cats are very different. For example, ducks say "quack" and cats secretly plot ways to kill you in your sleep.

Love,

God

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Dear 'Anonymous',

Refer to my response to Eileen above.

Love,

God

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Dear Erin,

What, you can't be grateful for things of the past? What about Jesus? He hasn't been around for 2,000 years but people are still grateful for him!

Love,

God

Aussie Therese said...

I am really grateful for blood glucose monitors.