Thou shalt not pick the sock lint from between thy toes and save it in a little jar so that thou mayest one day use thy toe lint as part of an elaborate scheme to exact revenge on thy ex-girlfriend's current boyfriend, for it will surely backfire in thy face. Trust me on this one, thou art not as clever as thou thinkest thou are, and it will not work.
April 3, 2009
Friday's Forgotten Commandment
Posted by God at Friday, April 03, 2009
Labels: Forgotten Commandments
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4 comments:
so what am I supposed to do with it now?
X:-P
oppz it's probably not a good idea to poke your tongue at God... i take that back! (Don't smite me)
Dear God i promise to donate my sock lint to those more needy. Amen
Thou art had too many devils in thine past me thinks!
Well i mean DAMN its god's blog so of course......
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