Voting for the God's Blog Ultimate Audience Participation Awesome Essay Contest Spectacular is now closed, and we have a winner!
But first, I have a major dilemma. I forgot to forget mine and the Missus' anniversary, so now she knows that I'm not actually forgetful. Which means from now on I have to mention every anniversary and birthday ON THE RIGHT DAY.
This sucks. I'm no good at doing sweet or romantic or brownie-point-earning things when I'm actually supposed to, but I'm really good at doing something spectacularly over-the-top as an apology a few days later. I mean, extraordinarily good. I'm a big gesture kind of guy, but a big gesture on our actual anniversary is just so cliche and lame.
Anywho, I guess I can push aside my bitterness and announce the winner of the Essay Spectacular.
The winner is...
ESSAY #2!!! Written by Kathy!!!
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In second place: Essay #5 by Justin!
In third place: Essay #1 by Valerie!
And, in "Thanks for Trying" place: Essay # 3 by Kenna and #4 by Nick!
Thanks to everybody who entered and voted. Now go worship me.