October 9, 2009

Friday's Forgotten Commandment

Thou shalt not useth the expression, "It's always in the last place you look," because once thou hast found the thing that thou wast searching for, thou dost not continue searching, so obviously it was in the last place that thou looked; so that if thou sought and did not find, and sought and did not find, and sought and found, thou wouldst not seek again, now would thee?

1 comments:

Chelle said...

Dear God,

If you help me find my contact lenses, I will go to church 3 times.

I do not guarantee that I will go IN, but I will go there.

Maybe just, y'know, shine a holy beam of light on them or something.

Kind Regards,
Michelle