Turns Out, I Already Had a Blog

You know what I think? I think it was Moses.

He's been telling me for years that if I want to connect with people today, I have to get myself on the interweb. And I ignored it, like I usually do when Moses gets one of his 'brilliant ideas.' Oh, sure, every now and then the guy hits a home run. But for every 'how about you part the Red Sea and we just walk across?' there's a dozen 'what if you created a giant cockroach that could breathe fire?'s.

Still, I wouldn't put it past him to impersonate me in blog form.