December 5, 2008

Friday's Forgotten Commandment

Thou shalt not force thy neighbors to listen to thy attempts to play the digoreedoo thou picked up in the airport novelty shop on thy business trip to Phoenix (but that thou tells everyone thou wast given by a grateful tribe of Aboriginees that thou rescued from a pack of wild dingos whilst backpacking across the Outback after college. No one believes thee, anyway).