Why Didn't I Create Money Trees?

You know, I've been getting a lot of prayers lately about money. A lot of people are asking me to help them get some so they can pay their bills and buy their kids Christmas presents and such.

I can sympathize with you guys, really. But I'm sorry to say there isn't a whole lot I can do. I mean, seriously, I would just hand out money like free iPods to everybody who needed it if I could, but the truth is, I don't have any. We don't use money in Heaven.

Sometimes I wish we did. It'd be awesome if we had some kind of economic crisis so I'd have an excuse to lay off Moses. But unfortunately, I'm stuck with him forever. I knew I should have read his contract more carefully before I signed it.