December 8, 2008

You Just Don't Get It, Do You?

You know, when I created the Universe, I thought I had it all figured out. I knew this job was going to be a little more time-consuming than I would have liked, but I figured hey, why not create one day every week to be my day off?

So I did. On the seventh day, I rested. And it was all going fine and dandy, until somehow the purpose of My day got lost on you guys. Suddenly what was supposed to be my day off became my busiest day of the week! I pretty much get left alone Monday through Saturday, but then on Sundays (MY days!) I'm completely overloaded with prayers and worshipping and all that jazz.

Thank Me for the Jews. At least they get it.