Deep Thoughts

Earlier today I got to thinking about Bandit. I wondered if maybe I was being selfish by keeping him. Maybe he'd be happier in Dog Heaven instead of Regular Heaven. He'd have other dogs to play with and all the chew toys and fire hydrant-shaped clouds he could ever want.

Plus, maybe I'm setting a bad example for everybody else up here. I don't let anybody else keep their dead dogs - they have to visit Dog Heaven to see Sparky or Fluffles. Maybe it really would be for the best if I sent Bandit to Dog Heaven.

Thinking about all this made me sad. So I decided to think about Britney Spears' song "Womanizer" instead.

Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer...