January 9, 2009

Friday's Forgotten Commandment

Thou shalt not clip thy finger or toe nails in any room where thou regularly entertainest company, or preparest thy food, or eateth thy sandwiches, and leave thy clippings lying about or hiding under seat cushions, but thou shalt promptly dispose of all thy clippings into thy garbage.

5 comments:

Maelstrom said...

Clip your toes on your toilet seat, they'll fall right in. Eazy for lazy people like me.

Lorrie Veasey said...

Thank you God, for inventing heavy duty toenail clippers. Can you please send my husband a message that he should choose to use these instead of his teeth?
Thanks God!

Aussie Therese said...

Hi God,

Do I need to tell you if I give an award to you or do you already know? Anyway I did give you an award.

Click here for the award

Therese

Michelle said...

Amen!

Lisa said...

LOL! Glad I found you (thanks to Aussie Therese)! Thought I knew where You were and it wasn't on the internet, but then remembered that You're everywhere, so You must be here...

Love the audacity!