Thou shalt not clip thy finger or toe nails in any room where thou regularly entertainest company, or preparest thy food, or eateth thy sandwiches, and leave thy clippings lying about or hiding under seat cushions, but thou shalt promptly dispose of all thy clippings into thy garbage.
January 9, 2009
Friday's Forgotten Commandment
Posted by God at Friday, January 09, 2009
Labels: Forgotten Commandments
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Clip your toes on your toilet seat, they'll fall right in. Eazy for lazy people like me.
Thank you God, for inventing heavy duty toenail clippers. Can you please send my husband a message that he should choose to use these instead of his teeth?
Thanks God!
Hi God,
Do I need to tell you if I give an award to you or do you already know? Anyway I did give you an award.
Click here for the award
Therese
Amen!
LOL! Glad I found you (thanks to Aussie Therese)! Thought I knew where You were and it wasn't on the internet, but then remembered that You're everywhere, so You must be here...
Love the audacity!
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