January 23, 2009

Friday's Forgotten Commandment

Thou shalt not take the expression "pedestrians have the right-of-way" to meanst that thou mayest righteously stroll without aim down the middle of parking lot aisles, or that thou mayest take thy dear sweet time crossing at busy intersections when there ist a line of people in automobiles waiting for thee to hurry up and get out of their way so that they mayest make it to their yoga class on time, and why won't thou move?! move! come on! thou hast feet! use them! clearly thou canst see that thou art holding up traffic! oh, for crying out loud.


Melissa Kelsey said...

Thanks for letting the slow crosswalkers know what you expect from them. I don't like it either.