Thou shalt not resist the urge to spike thy hair heavenward and busteth thy moves whenever thou hearest "Footloose", for the songs of the awesome are a prayer unto me, and they shall be answered with a skip in thy step and a smile in thy heart.
January 30, 2009
Friday's Forgotten Commandment
Posted by God at Friday, January 30, 2009
Labels: Forgotten Commandments
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God-could you please clarify...Debbie Boone's version of You Light Up My Life....that's an ode to Satan, right?
Dear Lorrie,
I can't believe this even needs clarification, but here goes: Kenny Loggins' "Footloose" = Awesome; Debbie Boone's "You Light Up My Life" = Plays on an endless loop in Hell. Satan's still pretty mad at me about that one.
Love,
God
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