January 30, 2009

Friday's Forgotten Commandment

Thou shalt not resist the urge to spike thy hair heavenward and busteth thy moves whenever thou hearest "Footloose", for the songs of the awesome are a prayer unto me, and they shall be answered with a skip in thy step and a smile in thy heart.


Lorrie Veasey said...

God-could you please clarify...Debbie Boone's version of You Light Up My Life....that's an ode to Satan, right?

God said...

Dear Lorrie,

I can't believe this even needs clarification, but here goes: Kenny Loggins' "Footloose" = Awesome; Debbie Boone's "You Light Up My Life" = Plays on an endless loop in Hell. Satan's still pretty mad at me about that one.