Most people do not realize that even though I'm God, there are still certain Rules of the Universe that I have to follow. I can't just make whatever I want to happen, happen, if it goes against these Rules. It's a nuisance, yes, but it's also what keeps the Earth from barrelling headlong into the Omega B12 Galaxy (full of toxic gasses but packed with nutrition!).
For example, I found out today that this year I'm contractually obliged to give those of you in the U.S. of A. six more weeks of winter, because Punxsutawney Phil saw his shadow. So don't blame me!
February 2, 2009
Little Known Fact
Posted by God at Monday, February 02, 2009
Labels: Little Known Facts
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3 comments:
This Punxutawney Phil thing is more gay than the love child of Rosie O'Donnell and Richard Simmons.
Send Washington, DC a blizzard please. 10-12 feet of snow would be nice.
what if i kill the rodent?
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