I Think I Need a New Slogan

The other day, Moses was complaining that I don't give him enough work to do. He said he feels "unappreciated", and that his "talent" is being "wasted." Whatever.

So I said fine, Moses, since you're the head of PR, why don't you figure out a way to revamp my entire image? Come up with a few ideas and pitch them to me next Friday.

I figured it'd keep him busy enough that he'd stay out of my beard for a week or so, and then I could just reject any ideas he gives me and start the whole thing over again. But I started thinking about it, and maybe it really would be a good idea to tweak my public persona. So I'm trying to come up with a new slogan for myself - something catchy and memorable that really defines me.

Any ideas?