February 27, 2009

Friday's Forgotten Commandment

Thou shalt not follow me on Twitter for the mere purpose of getting me to follow thee, then cease following me because thou thinks that I wilt not notice that thou has stopped following me and wilt continue to follow thee regardless, for thou art wrong, and this is a sure way to entice my wrath. Also, thou art a loser and thou shouldst be surprised that no one likes thee, not even thy mother.


Darius said...

I would never do that God! I did it to satan-who apparently also has a blog, but he is lame!

God said...

Dear Darius,

Oh, I know. You're one of my most stalwart and true children. Also, Satan is lame. Also, never name your son Horace.