- French fried onions
- Shelves
- Scotch tape
- Electricity
- Gossip Girl
- Artificial wood
- Non-artificial wood
- Philippe Petit
- Canned air
- Rollie Polies
- Keys
- Freido Pinto
- Super Mario Bros. 2
- Sporks
- Fishbowls
- Hinges
- Anderson Cooper
- Antidisestablishmentarianism
- Termites
- Green
February 25, 2009
Stuff You Should Thank Me For
Posted by God at Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Labels: Stuff You Should Thank Me For
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By the way, we never played Super Mario Bros. 2 when you came over that one time.
You're a lousy God, God.
I love Super Mario Galaxy but haven't played Super Mario Bros 2. Maybe I should.
Dear Ryan,
Actually, you're mistaken. I'm an awesome God.
Love,
God
Thank you for:
Crock pots
Car Air Fresheners
Ghirardeli carmel chocolates
(especially those)
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