February 25, 2009

Stuff You Should Thank Me For

  • French fried onions
  • Shelves
  • Scotch tape
  • Electricity
  • Gossip Girl
  • Artificial wood
  • Non-artificial wood
  • Philippe Petit
  • Canned air
  • Rollie Polies
  • Keys
  • Freido Pinto
  • Super Mario Bros. 2
  • Sporks
  • Fishbowls
  • Hinges
  • Anderson Cooper
  • Antidisestablishmentarianism
  • Termites
  • Green

4 comments:

Ryan said...

By the way, we never played Super Mario Bros. 2 when you came over that one time.

You're a lousy God, God.

Aussie Therese said...

I love Super Mario Galaxy but haven't played Super Mario Bros 2. Maybe I should.

God said...

Dear Ryan,

Actually, you're mistaken. I'm an awesome God.

Love,

God

The Numismatist said...

Thank you for:

Crock pots
Car Air Fresheners
Ghirardeli carmel chocolates
(especially those)