Friday's Forgotten Commandment

Thou shalt not meander down the sidewalk, shoulder-to-shoulder with thy friends, oblivious to the goings-on around thee as thou gossipest about nothing of eternal nor mortal importance, spreading thouselves out across the breadth of the walkway so that thou blockst the path of all who art trying to pass you by, and then shoot people dirty looks when they ask thee to excuse them that they may continue on their journey.