April 23, 2009

Stupid Newfangled Contraption

The Missus is a big fan of the home shopping network. She loves to see all the crazy stuff you guys are willing to pay just 9.95 + shipping and handling for. Unfortunately, every now and then she sees something she absolutely has to have. I told her that as long as it's not one of those creepy Marie Osmond dolls, she can have whatever she wants.

But that means I have days like today, days when I open to cupboard to get a bowl for my Count Chocula and find something like this:


What the...? What is this thing?!

3 comments:

Unknown said...

Hmmmmmm....odd.

Miss Thystle said...

It looks like it's supposed to be in Mrs. God's closet for her "special alone time"

Lorrie Veasey said...

Hi God-
You are damning Thystle to hell for the suggestion that Mrs. God she-bops, right?

Beacsue that is SO OBVIOUSLY a vaccum...for dust bunnies.

Love
Me

PS Why does God need word verification on His blog?