April 28, 2009

Today's Forgivable Sin Is....

... marrying your second-cousin.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

...from now on, right?

God said...

Nope, sorry. The Forgivable Sins of the Day are just that - a one-day deal. Like the 24-hour sale at Victoria's Secret. You snooze, you lose! Only in this case, you don't just have to pay full-price for a bra if you miss out. You rot in Hell for all eternity.

Love,

God