Thou shalt not use a fine-tip Sharpie to play 'connect the dots' with thy young nephew's face freckles and then tell his mother that he didst it to himself.
May 15, 2009
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Thou shalt not use a fine-tip Sharpie to play 'connect the dots' with thy young nephew's face freckles and then tell his mother that he didst it to himself.
Posted by God at Friday, May 15, 2009
Labels: Forgotten Commandments
4 comments:
Dang!
Oh good. It doesn't say anything about nieces...
Isn't that what freckles are for? I feel so betrayed.
I assume this commandment is not in effect when said nephew falls asleep during church right?
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