June 12, 2009

Friday's Forgotten Commandment

Thou shalt not bringeth thy small children with thee to an obviously non-kid-friendly show at the movie theater simply because thou didst not wish to hire a babysitter (which makes no sense, anyway, since thou art paying just as much for thy children's tickets as thou would pay for the 12-year-old that lives down the street to keep them alive for a few hours), and then allow thy children to run amock in the theater, and not keepest them in their seats but ignoreth them as they run up and down the stairs and tosseth their booster seats about the aisles and OMMe if those were my children I'd beat them with the bloody stumps of their arms.


katdish said...

But they're all your children! And frankly, they're horrible!

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

thou shalt not let your children run amok. EVER! PERIOD!!! That would be simpler and more relative to the state of the world.. However, since these forgotten commandments are only good for one day, neither is going to do the world any good.

Nick the Geek said...

The forgotten commandments aren't only good for one day are they? I thought that was just the forgivable sins.

If it is only for one day then I'm taking my 4 kids to the theater tomorrow night and letting them go crazy.

Kathreja said...


If you do, it would be justifiable homicide if your fellow theater patrons kill your kids and you.

nollyposh said...

oh come on God... you know you really love 'em! X;-)

God said...

Nick's right. Commandments are commandments. They stand for all time. The forgivable sin is like me being really nice to you guys for a day.