June 4, 2009

What Gives?

You know what I've noticed? About 78% of the people who put themselves down as Wanting To Go To Heaven (look over there -->) are women.

I can't say I'm completely surprised by that, but let me ask you something. Do you think it's because women are overall kinder, gentler, more loving and selfless, and therefore more spiritually in tune? Or is it just because they find my beard so damn sexy?

4 comments:

nollyposh said...

Oh buGGer and here's me a thinking that YOU are a woman! X;-)

giantspeckledchihuahua said...

Nolly, it's still possible, I know a few women with beards...
In answer to the question, I don't know a lot of woman that like beards...

katdish said...

Oh yeah...

It's the beard. Definitely the beard...

Belle Epoque said...

God, you're usually going on about how none of us mere mortals are fit to touch the hem of your stiff garment (that is assuming you're wearing a garment which I'm sure you are), and now you've made the quantum leap to use the adjective "sexy" to describe yourself in some way? Have the standards dropped in Heaven these days or are you guys just moving with the times...