December 17, 2008

Whoopsie!

There's a problem with our network up in Heaven today. We've already got IT working on it, but they say it may take a couple of hours to get everything operational again.

In the meantime, rather than having all the soon-to-be recently deceased souls queuing up at the Gates and creating a riot-type situation, everyone who dies in the next little bit will be reincarnated as an animal off the endangered species list. Yeah, that's right. Reincarnation. I guess that's what we get for outsourcing our backup server to India.

So if you're on your deathbed and don't want to come back as a giant panda or a Mediterannean monk seal or something, I'd hold off for a couple more hours. Just until we get everything back online.

Sorry for any inconvenience!

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